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Nightmare

Jim Dollinger
Thursday, May 11, 2006

Let's start with Red Tag, Road to Redemption, March Madness, Overnight Test
Drive, Hot Button, 72 Hour Sale, Four on Us, Value Certificates, Coupons,
and Vouchers (try and figure those babies out). GMS to Everyone, Boomer
Esiason, Harley Earl, Howie Long, Oprah, Suze Orman, and Martha Stewart.
Add in Your Father's Oldsmobile, Ben Hur, The Caddy that Zigs, (It's all
Good, One Better, Spirit of American Style, Dream Up, and Beyond Precision.
Added together these can't touch Wouldn't You Really Rather Have a Buick?
Who's running Buick anyway? Or trying to destroy it?) TOTAL VALUE PROMISE
from the no nonsense nitwits, who themselves can't even explain what it
means. Hurry Before It Ends!!!!